Marching to His Own Beat

So...drove by a bit ago. He was working on his crotch rocket motor bike in his front yard. He had his hair (long hair) in pigtails..braided, and was wearing a Burger King Crown on his head.

As I drove back by on my way home, he was on his porch. Same hair, same crown, but now he was waving around a small American Flag. You know, like the ones they hand out at parades. And he was marching, in place.

I forgot to mention he had a giant tube of fireworks propping open his front door not long ago. I can only imagine what he will be doing on Memorial Day!

Updates!

Well it has been a while hasn't it? Sorry...life has been busy! But do not fear...I come with a few new updates and stories. Not many though. You see..the road I go to to pass CM is under some construction, and so I have to go the opposite way..I do not get to see him too often now.

So..lets begin! Lets start with the hair! His hair is back! Just a day or so after my last post..Driving by and I am telling my fiance about his hair..as I go to point his new 'do out, I was shocked to see his hair had grown back in a matter of a few days!! This now poses the question..does he wear a wig? Or is there another CM!! either way.. way to weird.

About two weeks ago, he had a buddy or neighbor person over, and they were in his front yard talking. I'm pretty sure he had a sheet tied around his head. Yes, that's right, a sheet. It was tied like a bandanna, was white, and hung all the way down to the ground on each side.

Last week the fiance decided it would be OK to take a walk, and walk past his house since he was outside tooling around and what not. So we walked by on the opposite side of the street and as we pass he was shouting...something. Just random blobs of speech I do think.