Life at the Calendar Kiosk

Things I dislike About Working at a Calendar Kiosk:

-When people ask for a certain thing you dont know of (ex:an artist) and then they look at you like you have two heads.
-Repetative loud TV add
-Screaming brats
- People who pull calendars out and leave them all over
-storage room
-Standing/Stool
-Getting stuck alone long periods of time with no break
-Duh! kind of customers
-cranky old people
- People that wont let me explain things
- Having to hold in "nature"
-"How much is this?" when there is a uge Sale sticker on the front
-Falling hazards
-Must wear kahkis or dress pants
-"Hiw how are you today?" response: blank stare.
- We are not the Information Booth. Thanks.

Things to to When Bored at the Kiosk
-copy Suduko charts off box calendars
- Read/play Fact or Crap
-Count Mullets
-Make chinese finger traps out of pkatic penny roll wrappers
-Talk to T-Mobile peeps
-make oragami out of post-it notes (with the help of the oragami box calendars)
-Paper Airplanes (with the help of airplanes making calendar box)
-Fling rubber bands at friends
-Coin toss at the fountain